POLL: Anyone care to help me??? Harry Potter fans maybe?

Oh, that wouldn't be wise, now would it? Running from the Dark Lord, who is most obviously your superior? Lord Voldemort will always be able to find you, like I already have. Crucio! CRUCIO! Now, as to answer you and your son's question, I do not wish to explain this twice, so listen. As a great and experienced wizard, I faked my death, and stole away to a cavern unknown. After all these years, I have come back, with 4 more Horcruxes!!!!!!! That that Potter boy never knew about. So just try to stop me., the Dark Lord, from conquering your world!